My reply: I was burning a hole in the dorsal side of my cock when it occurred to me just how much of my time has been spent due to the pure-fantasy people, and how much time the few magnanimous cutters out there have had to play their cards close to their chests as a result. I'm sure this lecture is going to angera whole bunch of folks, but if you're upsetoff by it, then you're probably exactly the sort of person who should be. All gripes about Theo at EM aside, one of the most prominent memories I have of the site is this one dude who was constantly crapped up the penectomy chat room with photos of his dick against a sausage bun, asking of the chat, "DUH-HUH, WHO WANTS TO EAT IT?" Like, dude, anyone who can do even the tiniest bit of homework on the Internet can learn about Armin Meiwes, and the fact that he couldn't even cook Brandes's cock in an edible manner. The corpora cavernosa is more or less gristle, there's no reasonable way to cook it. If you feel offended by this, get real and get a grip o on your fantasy. I'm tired of pushing 40 and having had my life in the body-mod community beset on all sides by missed opportunities because some fantasy-having idiot lured a skilled cutter and ended up turning into a legal liability. If you're not genuinely serious about losing your dick - by which, I mean, if you can crank one out and get off, which is evidence enough that you're not serious, then get real, and think about exactly what you want to lose, with the benfit of post-nut clarity. I referred to Roadrunnr99 verbally in my video, and I had a very good reason for that: It took him a LONG time to work out how to deal with not having a dick. I admire the fact that he did what he did, when he did, but I even more admire the fact that he's now here, providing what amounts to pearls before swine. And before anyone gets it in their head that I'm just some asshole and couldn't possibly be a slave, hey, buddy, I'm a slave, I'm just not YOUR slave. TL;DR: If you're not going to congratulate me on my self-done glansectomy, then wish me well towards my future goals of being nullo, offer some first-hand help on that goal, or offer to collar me as your slave contingent on me keeping my existing job. If you're just going to complain that I'm somehow destroying your fantasy, well, good, you're part of the problem here. I did my homework, why can't you do yours?