He is cutting left and cutting right;

the tail is sliced so deep and wide.

Oncetime he cuts and he has wone,

ths shaft protruts from crotch allone

and cries "Oh god, where is my head?"

I need the knob, which is nice fat!

My Mistress will scold, i would be to slimline.

the feeling in her grot w'nt anymore be so fine!

Be carefully, if she therewhy comes in rage -

and cuts off your eggs as your blamage!!!