U know what’s really exciting … take a sharp scalpel to your testicle and slice it open . Doesn’t have to be a big opening just enough . But squeeze the ball while your doing it slicing through the layers mmmmm it’s so nice . It only hurts so much and then cuts like butter. Keep squeezing and slicing deeper until u get to the solid white layer . Then there’ll be a thin membrane like chicken skin and pop it open liquid will come out and your ball will pop out of the hole u made hanging by the cord .. then stick the needle through it twisting it pulling the cord out more and let it dangle . When your done clean it up tuck it back in the hole and sew it .. you’ll like it . I did it to both of mine