Playing with my favorite toy

I have a lot of these clear plastic tubes from Amazon. They fit a Shop-Vac attachment perfectly. With that, a Dremel tool, a drill, and experience in inventing stuff, I came up with these designed around my unique foreskin. It turns my foreskin into the most enthusiastic blowjob machine the likes of which the world has ever seen! It is perfect for someone like me, who has dealt with some very disappointing relationships, to deal with self-gratification. To say I love my buttonhole foreskin would be an understatement. My deceased wife's idea, it is kind of a tribute to our long and happy marriage. The versatility of having a hole through your foreskin is quite fun. I don't know of anyone else with anything similar.