Comment to 'Best Stress-Ball Ever'
  • A replacement for what, my already-glansectomized, worse-for-wear barely-a-nub? Nah, I have a pretty robust collection of toys that're quite a bit longer than I ever was.

    In a way, I was doing my cock a favour by removing it. The penile equivalent of that last scene in Full Metal Jacket, full-on stare straight into the camera going "SHOOT... ME..."