Best Stress-Ball Ever
Yes, I am a deeply unserious person. No, I do not give even the vague semblance of a fuck.
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I loved hearing it thud against the wall.
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A replacement for what, my already-glansectomized, worse-for-wear barely-a-nub? Nah, I have a pretty robust collection of toys that're quite a bit longer than I ever was.
In a way, I was doing my cock a favour by removing it. The penile equivalent of that last scene in Full Metal Jacket, full-on stare straight into the camera going "SHOOT... ME..."
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Hahaha I mean when you need a stress ball. Instead of having a generic foam ball, you have a latex one desgined from your cut cock.piece.
Yeah your penectomy looks amazing too, the glansctomy and sub before looked great but the penectomy is an upgrade.
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Damn, that absolutely sailed by me. De-stressing via a stress-ball, now I get you. Sheesh, maybe I lost more blood than I thought. :D
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No Balls no Stress, nice new task, lol
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They need a good squeeze
